Contributing to the delinquency of a vampire
A millennial vampire must choose between a patriarchal role in his homeland and the trappings of western pop culture.
BARTHOLOMEW, a millennial (in vampire years) vampire in Romania is given an ultimatum by his aging mother, ANTANASIA, to either replenish their dying breed by impregnating the last virgin vampire…or lose his head. There is a reason why the last young female vampire is still a virgin making both options equally unpleasant. So, with the assistance of his familiar, GARRIDAN, Bartholomew sneaks out of the family castle and heads for Hollywood; the source of his beloved “talkies”.